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Wise Advice From Kids

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                       Wise Advice From Kids 

  1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10 

  2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't 
     answer him. - Michael, 14 

  3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14 

  4. Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9 

  5. Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, 13 

  6. Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, 13 

  7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily, 10 

  8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your 
     hair. - Taylia, 11 

  9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as 
     your school assignment. - Traci, 14 

10. Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers. 
     - Mitchell, 12 

11. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. 
     - Andrew, 9 

12. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9 

13. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 
     - Armir, 9 

14. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. - Kellie, 11 

15. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. 
     - Naomi, 15 

16. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9 

17. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. 
     - Joel, 10 

18. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when 
     she's on the phone. - Alyesha, 13 

19. Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8

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