UCB Parents Jokes & Quotes:
Kids' Letters to Pastors

     Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister.
Yours sincerely, Arnold. Age 8, Nashville.

     Dear Pastor, Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been
a good boy all week. I am Peter Peterson. Sincerely, Pete. Age 9, Phoenix

     Dear Pastor, My father should be a minister. Every day he gives us
a sermon about something. Robert, Page 11, Anderson

     Dear Pastor, I'm sorry I can't leave more money in the plate, but
my father didn't give me a raise in my allowance. Could you have a sermon
about a raise in my allowance? Love, Patty. Age 10, New Haven

     Dear Pastor, My mother is very religious. She goes to play bingo at
church every week even if she has a cold. Yours truly, Annette. Age 9,
Albany

     Dear Pastor, I would like to go to heaven someday because I know my
brother won't be there. Stephen. Age 8, Chicago

     Dear Pastor, I think a lot more people would come to your church if
you moved it to Disneyland. Loreen. Age 9. Tacoma

     Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon where you said that good health is
more important than money but I still want a raise in my allowance.
Sincerely, Eleanor. Age 12, Sarasota

     Dear Pastor, Please pray for all the airline pilots. I am flying to
California tomorrow. Laurie. Age 10, New York City

     Dear Pastor, I hope to go to heaven some day but later than sooner.
Love, Ellen, age 9. Athens

     Dear Pastor, Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We
need God's help or a new pitcher. Thank you. Alexander. Age 10, Raleigh

     Dear Pastor, My father says I should learn the Ten Commandments.
But I don't think I want to because we have enough rules already in my house.
Joshua. Age 10, South Pasadena

     Dear Pastor, Who does God pray to? Is there a God for God?
Sincerely, Christopher. Age 9, Titusville


     Dear Pastor, Are there any devils on earth? I think there may be
one in my class. Carla. Age 10, Salina

     Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon on Sunday. Especially when it was
finished. Ralph, Age 11, Akron

     Dear Pastor, How does God know the good people from the bad people?
Do you tell Him or does He read about it in the newspapers? Sincerely,
Marie. Age 9, Lewiston