UCB Parents Jokes & Quotes:
Kids' Letters to God

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   Dear GOD,
   In school they told us what You do.  Who does it when You are
   on vacation?
                    * Jane
   Dear GOD,
   Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
                    * Lucy

   Dear GOD,
   Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling
   words in the house?
                    * Anita

   Dear GOD,
   Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an
                    * Norma

   Dear GOD,
   Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones,
   why don't You just keep the ones You have now?
                    * Jane

   Dear GOD,
   Who draws the lines around the countries?
                    * Nan

   Dear GOD,
   I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church.
   Is that okay?
                    * Neil

   Dear GOD,
   What does it mean You are a Jealous God?  I thought You had
                    * Jane

   Dear GOD,
   Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"?
   Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother!
                    * Darla

   Dear GOD,
   Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a
                    * Joyce

   Dear GOD,
   It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad!  He said
   some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but
   I hope You will not hurt him anyway.
                    Your friend
                    (But I am not going to tell you who I am)

   Dear GOD,
   Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be
   our day of rest.
                    * Tom L.

   Dear GOD,
   Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You
   can look it up.
                    * Bruce

   Dear GOD,
   If You give me a genie lamp like Aladin, I will give you
   anything you want except my money or my chess set.
                    * Raphael

   Dear GOD,
   My brother is a rat.  You should give him a tail.  Ha ha.
                    * Danny

   Dear GOD,
   Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they
   had their own rooms.  It works with my brother.
                    * Larry

   Dear GOD,
   I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so
   much hair all over.
                    * Sam

   Dear GOD,
   I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
                    * Ruth M.

   Dear GOD,
   I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the
   whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can
   never do it.
                    * Nan

   Dear GOD,
   If You watch me in church Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.
                    * Mickey D.

   Dear GOD,
   I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
                    Love, Chris
   Dear GOD,
   We read Thomas Edison made light.  But in school they said You
   did it.  So I bet he stoled your idea.
                    Sincerely, Donna

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Last modified March 8, 1998